Anonymous asked you:
How would each of the Batkids react if Bruce accidentally sent them a sext that had been meant for Selina? (Let’s a pretend Bruce knows how to sext).
Tim. Omg. Tim.
CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
This just needs to be on my blog.
But that sext… would be the most hilarious thing ever. Either cheesy romantic or completely clinical, but most probably both of that and EXTREMELY purple.
Like, “Just the sight of your whip gives me an erection. I want to embrace you tenderly.”